February 2012
173 posts
Spiegelmania: "Let my People go!" - Dentist after...
Spiegelmania: “Let my People go!” - Dentist after I stole his waiting room magazines.
Spiegelmania: I only paid $99 for an Applebee's...
Spiegelmania: I only paid $99 for an Applebee’s iPad. Wait a minute — Applebee’s don’t make iPads!!
Spiegelmania: Dolphin prostitution is the oldest...
Spiegelmania: Dolphin prostitution is the oldest occupation in the SeaWorld.
Spiegelmania: Mother Nature doesn't like it when...
Spiegelmania: Mother Nature doesn’t like it when you call her a MNILF.
Spiegelmania: RT @GregAsdourian: All this Tim...
Spiegelmania: RT @GregAsdourian: All this Tim Tebow talk was getting in the way of me not giving a shit.
Spiegelmania: So what are we all live tweeting...
Spiegelmania: So what are we all live tweeting this evening?
Spiegelmania: My favorite scene in Judy Garland's...
Spiegelmania: My favorite scene in Judy Garland’s A Star is Born is when she’s eating a big-ass sandwich.
Spiegelmania: Now that the Oscars are over, AMC...
Spiegelmania: Now that the Oscars are over, AMC can stop pretending it likes movies.
Spiegelmania: Last night's Oscars were a blur. Who...
Spiegelmania: Last night’s Oscars were a blur. Who was I wearing?
Spiegelmania: I've finished my Oscar jokes to...
Spiegelmania: I’ve finished my Oscar jokes to tweet. I had to punch up a few tags but now I have some zingers: What’s up with, no, wait, I’m out of space.
Spiegelmania: RT @JoeyDevine: Hey @AMCTheatres, We...
Spiegelmania: RT @JoeyDevine: Hey @AMCTheatres, We video blogged our time at the #amcbps! http://t.co/NHmNvwAy
Spiegelmania: "Alameda is a city in Northern CA...
Spiegelmania: “Alameda is a city in Northern CA that’s on its own island. Also, Jack and Kate are from that TV show, Lost.” - Me, explaining my last tweet
Spiegelmania: RT @themikeokeefe: Here's my...
Spiegelmania: RT @themikeokeefe: Here’s my prediction for Best Picture: http://t.co/SWnu7ZEh
Spiegelmania: "Kate, we have to go back to the...
Spiegelmania: “Kate, we have to go back to the island!” - Jack, after leaving his keys in Alameda.
Spiegelmania: RT @adamzopf: Saw this backstage at...
Spiegelmania: RT @adamzopf: Saw this backstage at the Kodak. Really liking Christopher Plummer’s chances now. #oscars http://t.co/Xzg1lWYa
Spiegelmania: RT @LLCoolS: "There's a War Horse in...
Spiegelmania: RT @LLCoolS: “There’s a War Horse in the hospital!” - Kool Keith during World War I #Amcbps #WARHORSE #battlefieldsurgeonoctagon
Spiegelmania: Someone on television briefly looks...
Spiegelmania: Someone on television briefly looks silly. #livetweeting
Spiegelmania: Razzies noms announced! Razzies...
Spiegelmania: Razzies noms announced! Razzies season’s on. But first, the Spirit Awards. Then, Oscars. Then Razzies! God, I hate movies.
Spiegelmania: I can't check into Foursquare....
Spiegelmania: I can’t check into Foursquare. Anyway, I am at the public swimming pool, swimming in my own tears.
Spiegelmania: Chase scene is dandy, but my fave...
Spiegelmania: Chase scene is dandy, but my fave moments in Bullitt is the mellow shoot-out at SFO (Bystander: “Hey, he’s got a gun”).
Spiegelmania: RT @spiegelmama: @Spiegelmania I...
Spiegelmania: RT @spiegelmama: @Spiegelmania I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that. Seriously, Pinterest can go fuck itself.
Spiegelmania: .@tcm right now is showing #SF...
Spiegelmania: .@tcm right now is showing #SF movies: After the Thin Man (their house is Sutro Park), Maltese Falcon, House on Telegraph Hill, Bullitt!
Spiegelmania: Did you just feel that, Adam...
Spiegelmania: Did you just feel that, Adam Sandler? That’s the #Razzies coming for you. #bmn #badmovienight
Spiegelmania: Yeah, you know it:...
Spiegelmania: Yeah, you know it: http://t.co/7wwg9BHw
Spiegelmania: Police Academy 2 is probably my...
Spiegelmania: Police Academy 2 is probably my favorite. Now hire me to play Cadet Twitter in the series reboot!
Spiegelmania: Do cute hamsters look into the abyss...
Spiegelmania: Do cute hamsters look into the abyss or does the abyss look into cute hamsters? Need to know for my screenplay.
Spiegelmania: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em....
Spiegelmania: If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. Unless it’s David Gilmour-era Pink Floyd. You don’t want to join that.
Spiegelmania: As the story goes, the clock inside...
Spiegelmania: As the story goes, the clock inside Thomas Edison’s factory stopped the exact time when Edison passed away. It was the ultimate #Edisond!
Spiegelmania: Man: I can't write on this. This...
Spiegelmania: Man: I can’t write on this. This paper seems to be made of wax! Thomas Edison: You’ve been #Edison’d!
Spiegelmania: Man onscreen: Achoo! // Man in...
Spiegelmania: Man onscreen: Achoo! // Man in theater: Gesundheit! // Thomas Edison: He can’t hear you. He’s only an image. You’ve been #Edisond!
Spiegelmania: #FF @RobCantrell @guybranum ...
Spiegelmania: #FF @RobCantrell @guybranum @JaneHaze @hawkinsdotbiz @ngaio420
Spiegelmania: The first American film was footage...
Spiegelmania: The first American film was footage of Thomas Edison pulling off practical jokes among his friends. It was called “Edison’d!”
Spiegelmania: Don't shit where you eat. Which is...
Spiegelmania: Don’t shit where you eat. Which is impossible if you eat at Del Taco.
Spiegelmania: My favorite line from Jerry McGuire...
Spiegelmania: My favorite line from Jerry McGuire is, “Show me at hello.” It’s been a long time since I’ve seen it.
Spiegelmania: Can some one tell me a good set-up...
Spiegelmania: Can some one tell me a good set-up to a joke? By “good set-up to a joke,” I mean “blank” and by “tell me” I mean “blank.”
Spiegelmania: Just got my bus card laminated.
Spiegelmania: Just got my bus card laminated.
Spiegelmania: RT @rhiannononon: Holy. Shit. Thanks...
Spiegelmania: RT @rhiannononon: Holy. Shit. Thanks @spiegelmania (@ Hot Sauce and Panko) http://t.co/Dmgk5PSp
Spiegelmania: In outer space no one can hear you...
Spiegelmania: In outer space no one can hear you scream. Unless some one is standing next to you.
Spiegelmania: Have a love/hate relationship w Jet...
Spiegelmania: Have a love/hate relationship w Jet Set Radio (trending!). Loved the look, music & play, hated the difficulty & couldn’t transfer save file.
Spiegelmania: Remember Blockbuster Video?
Spiegelmania: Remember Blockbuster Video?
Spiegelmania: Sacha Baron Cohen from Hugo banned...
Spiegelmania: Sacha Baron Cohen from Hugo banned from this year’s Oscars. Academy should also tell cast and crew of War Horse to also stay home.
Spiegelmania: It's alternative weekly Wednesday!...
Spiegelmania: It’s alternative weekly Wednesday! Which free local paper will I move off the bus seat today?
Spiegelmania: Performing tonight @ USA Hostels in...
Spiegelmania: Performing tonight @ USA Hostels in San Francisco. @StroyMoyd’s room. Great thing about performing at a hostel is there’s no need to shower.
Spiegelmania: RT @bucky_sinister: This new record...
Spiegelmania: RT @bucky_sinister: This new record label in Austin has released a studio recording of my poems, on pink vinyl! Order from http://t.co/v …
Spiegelmania: Conan renewed on TBS. "Great," says...
Spiegelmania: Conan renewed on TBS. “Great,” says bitter Family Guy re-run.
Spiegelmania: RT @brendanzig: I don't want to...
Spiegelmania: RT @brendanzig: I don’t want to brag, but Monsanto offered to buy the rights to my seed.
Spiegelmania: @thechrisarmy #PornTVShows America's...
Spiegelmania: @thechrisarmy #PornTVShows America’s Got Testicles
Spiegelmania: #PornTVShows Fresh Prince of...
Spiegelmania: #PornTVShows Fresh Prince of Derrière
Spiegelmania: #PornTVShows Fox Nude Sunday with...
Spiegelmania: #PornTVShows Fox Nude Sunday with Chris Wallace
Spiegelmania: If Daniel Day-Lewis asks you to go...
Spiegelmania: If Daniel Day-Lewis asks you to go bowling back at his place, don’t go!